Monday, April 22, 2013

An extract from the Tyrants Handbook of Economics - Part 1 - Economics Defined



CHAPTER 1
The first thing you will notice about this book is that there is only one chapter. I have done this for reasons of economy - both the readers and mine: if there is only one chapter it will allow you to read it faster and will be quicker for me to write it.
1) Definition of economics
Economics is about MONEY. Wrong! It is about PEOPLE and how they react to MONEY. In all cases money is of all substances or essences the most inanimate. Some people, but by no means all, do show some signs of animation and so economics may be defined authoritatively as the relationship of PEOPLE to MONEY. Not money to people.
Money can have no relationship with people. This is important to remember and you can test my definition by a simple experiment. It requires you to place two ten-dollar notes side by side in a fairly public place. It will strike you immediately that neither note will make any effort to pick up the other. This has never been known to occur although one economist I know has lost quite a lot of money trying to disprove it. 

What nearly always occurs is that some PERSON will pick up the money. I say nearly always because on one occasion when I tried this experiment a flock of the nuns of the Order of Poverty walked right past the notes without so much as glancing at them.
This would seem to demonstrate that the laws of economics (there are really no laws or economics only economic probabilities) are not cast in stone as were those of Moses. Not all people will always act in the same way and therefore whilst economics, for most practical purposes, obeys the mechanistic theories of Newton, they act in some cases more like those of Quantum Theory - neither waves not particles. 
Consider this by way of example of this truth: it is believed as a fundamental fact of economics that if you reduce interest rates you stimulate the economy. This happens because money becomes cheaper and everyone is expected to rush at a bargain. Yet paradoxically this did not happen as a remedy to the problems of the depression when interest rates were in some cases almost negative.
The banks, assisted by the government were close to paying borrowers to borrow money in the hope of firing up the economy! The reason that there were no takers was simple. After Uncle Billy has lost his life’s savings when his hardware store went bust, and Aunt Betty-Jane’s inheritance disappeared, and Billy’s dad killed himself when his stocks evaporated, and the money for crippled little Jo-Anna’s callipers had disappeared along with the Agricultural Bank for Farming Prosperity - and Aunt Betty-Jane thereafter decided to invest all her remaining money in houses (public houses) and ......... and so on and on the sorry storey continued. 
Well, the lesson to be learnt from this is that nothing would induce such people to take any more chances with borrowed money and debt. In a word (or three words): they lacked confidence. Confidence and perceptions are to economics the same as they are to faith healers: neither can function without them.
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